my mom (to my sister): Here you go!
*throws baby powder at her*
1 note / reblog
me: I don’t think I get those..
my mom: do you bleed from the asshole?
We’ve stepped in snow banks bigger than some guys’ penises.
2 notes / reblog
22,387 notes / reblog
"…I’m too depressed to go on, But you’ll be sorry when i’m gone"